CiCi
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Joined: 20 May 2008
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 Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:29 pm Post subject: The Kissing Bandit |
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| Longshot wrote: | Longshot is the whipping boy to princes Cassi who dispised him very much when she was younger and whipped him regular.
why do you ask ??? well Long is a runt among gnomes and his family sold him to cassi's uncle slam. unc slam told longs family he would make a gardener out of him, so i was turned over to the royal gardener.
the gardener seen lil cassi beating at his beautiful flowers with a stick and told her is she would stop he would get her something better to whip. of coarse she agreed being the spoilt child she was. so the gardener called me to his side. then he took the piece of rope and tied me to a tree and gave cassi a tree branch. then he told help to whip me across the back and my rump and my legs.
cassi was only 5 at the time and i was 12, but an evil look crossed her eyes. she wacked meacross the back and it stung, but not to bad. she did this several times and i must started to get tender, because it hurt bad by the 10th lick. i could feel wetness across my back and i turned to look and it was her ugly cousin diablow hitting me now. i must had passed out several minutes later, because i awoke the next morning stiff and sore.
when i awoke i was in the garden shed on my blanket in the corner where i slept. the blood had dryed my shirt to the bloody welps. i tryed to get my shirt off but it was stuck and hurt something fierce. i took a bucket from the shed and went to the well. on shaky legs i got a bucket of water and poured it over my head.
i must have fainted from the pain, because i was back in the shed with a smelly sav on my back. there was a stale loaf of bread there and a bucket of water. i ate a couple bites of bread soaked in water then i fell back asleep.
it was dark when i awoke. i now knew i would not trust anyone again. i found a old bag in the shed i put my blanket, the rest of my bread in the bag and put on my only other shirt. i slipped to the kitchen door where only a turned down lamp glowed. i slipped in and found a couple apples,an onion, and a half eaten ham. it was all i could do to carry it.
when i was almost to the door i heard a sound behind me. i turned and it was lil'cassi with her eyes bugged out and looked about to scream. i dropped my sack and went to her and said here i will give you something if you don't tell and she said what. i grabbed her and gave her a kiss on the cheek and said "a kiss from the kissing bandit" and i ran to door to grabbed my sack and i ran far away.
now i kiss any girls i get a chance to. so if you see me carrying a bucket you better be ready mi'ladies the kissing bandit is back. |
I just loved this story and hope that Longshot doesn't mind that I copied it and put it here.  |
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